I Ferment, Therefore I Am Cultured T-Shirt

$29.99 USD

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Color Sport Grey Black White Dark Heather Sand Navy

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

UNISEX RELAXED FIT
ARRIVES IN 7-10 DAYS
30 DAY RETURNS

NOT JUST A TEE - Every wear is a conversation starter

BESPOKE - Original designs, created by us, for you.

MADE TO ORDER - No mass production. No waste.

SMALL BATCH - Independent. Sustainable. Intentional

Details

→ Classic fit (unisex)

→ 100% cotton (Sports Grey 90% cotton / 10% polyester. Heather colours 50% cotton / 50% polyester)

→ True to size — check the size chart to get your perfect fit!

Made to Order = Made for You

We’re all about slow fashion + small batch energy. Every We Are Cultured tee is printed to order — just for you — which means:

→ No mass production
→ Less waste
→ Lower environmental impact

Your tee should land on your doorstep within 7 days (often sooner!).

Good things take time. Totally worth the wait.

Shipping

Flat Shipping Rates:

USA - $4.95 | UK - £3.95 | Europe - €6 | Canada - $7.50 CAD

FREE SHIPPING when you order any 2 items — automatically added at checkout when you enter your address.

Made to Order: Please allow 3-5 days for printing and processing.

Delivery: After shipping, expect delivery in 2-5 days.

Weekend Orders: Orders placed on Friday, Saturday, or Sunday may not be processed until Monday.

Returns

We want you to love your order. If something’s not right, we’ll do everything we can to sort it — whether that’s a fix, a replacement, or a full refund.

Changed your mind? No worries — we offer a 30-day return policy.

Just drop us a line at hello@iamcultured.co.uk and we’ll guide you through the next steps.

Please note: We’re unable to offer refunds after 30 days from your purchase date.

I Ferment Therefore I Am Cultured – A T-Shirt for the True Fermentation Philosopher

For the fermentation enthusiasts who know that good things take time—and sometimes, a little bit of thinking. Inspired by the famous “I think, therefore I am,” quote this design features a thoughtful cherub gazing over a collection of bubbling, living ferments. A nod to the philosophy of patience and the beauty of fermentation!

Printed on a relaxed fit, unisex cotton T-shirt, this design is perfect for anyone who’s passionate about kimchi, kombucha, sauerkraut, or any other fermented food. Whether you’re a seasoned fermenter or a fermentation newbie, this shirt shows the world you understand that to ferment is to evolve.

Wear your culture and fermentation philosophy proudly.

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