In My Defense I Ran Out of Kimchi T-Shirt
In My Defense I Ran Out of Kimchi T-Shirt
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- UNISEX RELAXED FIT
- ARRIVES IN 7-10 DAYS
- 30 DAY RETURNS
NOT JUST A TEE - Starts conversations. Attracts knowing nods.
MADE TO ORDER - Each one printed just for you — no landfill leftovers.
SMALL BATCH - Independent. Sustainable. Intentional
Material
Material
→ Classic fit (unisex)
→ 100% cotton (Sports Grey 90% cotton / 10% polyester. Heather colours 50% cotton / 50% polyester)
→ True to size — check the size chart to get your perfect fit!
Made to Order = Made for You
We’re all about slow fashion + small batch energy. Every We Are Cultured tee is printed to order — just for you — which means:
→ No mass production
→ Less waste
→ Lower environmental impact
Your tee should land on your doorstep within 7 days (often sooner!).
Good things take time. Totally worth the wait.
Shipping
Shipping
Flat Shipping Rates:
USA - $4.95 | UK - £3.95 | Europe - €6 | Canada - $7.50 CAD
FREE SHIPPING when you order any 2 items — automatically added at checkout when you enter your address.
Made to Order: Please allow 3-5 days for printing and processing.
Delivery: After shipping, expect delivery in 2-5 days.
Weekend Orders: Orders placed on Friday, Saturday, or Sunday may not be processed until Monday.
Returns
Returns
We want you to love your order. If something’s not right, we’ll do everything we can to sort it — whether that’s a fix, a replacement, or a full refund.
Changed your mind? No worries — we offer a 30-day return policy.
Just drop us a line at hello@iamcultured.co.uk and we’ll guide you through the next steps.
Please note: We’re unable to offer refunds after 30 days from your purchase date.
For kimchi lovers who know the struggle! This bold and stylish typography-based T-shirt proudly states, "In My Defense, I Ran Out of Kimchi", because let's be honest—running out of kimchi is a valid excuse for just about anything.
To keep things local and authentic, US orders will feature "defense" with an S, while orders from the UK & elsewhere will automatically have "defence" with a C—unless you request otherwise! Just drop me a message when you order if you'd like it customized.
Made for foodies, fermenters, and anyone who understands the true power of kimchi. Wear it proudly and spread the love for everyone's favourite fermented delight!
Makes a great gift for fermenters, kimchi lovers and foodies.
To avoid disappointment, please make sure that you check the size chart before ordering.





Size Chart
Please reach out to hello@iamcultured.co.uk if you have any sizing questions
GPSR T Product Safety Information
GPSR information: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Let customers speak for us
from 8 reviewsAlthough I have not worn it yet I am excited to do so. Better material than I expected. I would certainly order again.
I love it! I want more of their tshirts now.
My shirt was too small but you guys took care of it!!! Great customer service!! Will buy again for sure!
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