No One Ever Suspects The Fermenter T-Shirt

$29.99 USD

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Color Navy Sport Grey White Sand Black

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

UNISEX RELAXED FIT
ARRIVES IN 7-10 DAYS
30 DAY RETURNS

NOT JUST A TEE - Every wear is a conversation starter

BESPOKE - Original designs, created by us, for you.

MADE TO ORDER - No mass production. No waste.

SMALL BATCH - Independent. Sustainable. Intentional

Details

→ Classic fit (unisex)

→ 100% cotton (Sports Grey 90% cotton / 10% polyester. Heather colours 50% cotton / 50% polyester)

→ True to size — check the size chart to get your perfect fit!

Made to Order = Made for You

We’re all about slow fashion + small batch energy. Every We Are Cultured tee is printed to order — just for you — which means:

→ No mass production
→ Less waste
→ Lower environmental impact

Your tee should land on your doorstep within 7 days (often sooner!).

Good things take time. Totally worth the wait.

Shipping

Flat Shipping Rates:

USA - $4.95 | UK - £3.95 | Europe - €6 | Canada - $7.50 CAD

FREE SHIPPING when you order any 2 items — automatically added at checkout when you enter your address.

Made to Order: Please allow 3-5 days for printing and processing.

Delivery: After shipping, expect delivery in 2-5 days.

Weekend Orders: Orders placed on Friday, Saturday, or Sunday may not be processed until Monday.

Returns

We want you to love your order. If something’s not right, we’ll do everything we can to sort it — whether that’s a fix, a replacement, or a full refund.

Changed your mind? No worries — we offer a 30-day return policy.

Just drop us a line at hello@iamcultured.co.uk and we’ll guide you through the next steps.

Please note: We’re unable to offer refunds after 30 days from your purchase date.

Step into the shadows of mystery and intrigue with this typographic T-shirt, inspired by the bold, dramatic lettering of 1940s detective novels. No One Ever Suspects The Fermenter is a nod to the secretive art of fermentation—because while everyone’s looking for the usual suspects, the real magic happens in the quiet corners of the kitchen.

Perfect for all fermentation fanatics including; kefir makers, kombucha wizards, kimchi & sauerkraut fiends. This design blends vintage noir aesthetics with foodie humor. Printed on soft cotton for comfort and durability, it’s the ideal conversation starter at farmer’s markets, your local independent deli, or anywhere fermentation enthusiasts gather.

Stay mysterious. Stay cultured. And remember… the Fermenter always flies under the radar.

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