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Offended By Pasteurised Kimchi T-Shirt

Offended By Pasteurised Kimchi T-Shirt

Regular price $29.99 USD
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Color: Sport Grey
Size
  • UNISEX RELAXED FIT
  • ARRIVES IN 7-10 DAYS
  • 30 DAY RETURNS

NOT JUST A TEE - Starts conversations. Attracts knowing nods.

MADE TO ORDER - Each one printed just for you — no landfill leftovers.

SMALL BATCH - Independent. Sustainable. Intentional

Material

→ Classic fit (unisex)

→ 100% cotton (Sports Grey 90% cotton / 10% polyester. Heather colours 50% cotton / 50% polyester)

→ True to size — check the size chart to get your perfect fit!

Made to Order = Made for You

We’re all about slow fashion + small batch energy. Every We Are Cultured tee is printed to order — just for you — which means:

→ No mass production
→ Less waste
→ Lower environmental impact

Your tee should land on your doorstep within 7 days (often sooner!).

Good things take time. Totally worth the wait.

Shipping

Flat Shipping Rates:

USA - $4.95 | UK - £3.95 | Europe - €6 | Canada - $7.50 CAD

FREE SHIPPING when you order any 2 items — automatically added at checkout when you enter your address.

Made to Order: Please allow 3-5 days for printing and processing.

Delivery: After shipping, expect delivery in 2-5 days.

Weekend Orders: Orders placed on Friday, Saturday, or Sunday may not be processed until Monday.

Returns

We want you to love your order. If something’s not right, we’ll do everything we can to sort it — whether that’s a fix, a replacement, or a full refund.

Changed your mind? No worries — we offer a 30-day return policy.

Just drop us a line at hello@iamcultured.co.uk and we’ll guide you through the next steps.

Please note: We’re unable to offer refunds after 30 days from your purchase date.

Offended by Pasteurised Kimchi

For those who know kimchi should be alive—and kicking.

This bold, minimalist tee is your protest against the shelf-stable scandal that is pasteurised kimchi. Heat-treated, mass-produced, and dead-on-arrival, it’s the antithesis of everything fermented food lovers stand for.

With big, clean 90s-style typography, this shirt does what the label won’t: tell the truth.

Perfect for wild fermenters, probiotic purists, and anyone who’s ever side-eyed a supermarket jar of kimchi (sitting next to the pickled onions), labelled “authentic,” with heat-treated shame.

Printed on a soft, relaxed fit unisex cotton tee. Ideal for fermentation workshops, farmers’ markets, or just flexing your microbial values in public.

👉 To avoid disappointment, please check the size chart before ordering.

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