Offended By Pasteurised Kimchi T-Shirt
Offended By Pasteurised Kimchi T-Shirt
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- PRINTED LOCALLY
- SHIPS IN 2-3 DAYS
- 30 DAY RETURNS
MADE TO ORDER - Each one printed just for you - less waste, more intention.
NO CUSTOM CHARGES - Printed & shipped locally using our network of print partners.
Material
Material
→ Classic fit (unisex)
→ 100% cotton (Sports Grey 90% cotton / 10% polyester. Heather colours 50% cotton / 50% polyester)
→ True to size — check the size chart to get your perfect fit!
Made to Order = Made for You
We’re all about slow fashion + small batch energy. Every We Are Cultured tee is printed to order - just for you - using local printers (local to you!) - which means:
→ No custom or import charges
→ Affordable shipping
→ No mass production
→ Less waste
→ Lower environmental impact
Your tee should land on your doorstep within 7 days (often sooner!).
Good things take time. Totally worth the wait.
Shipping
Shipping
Flat Shipping Rates:
USA - $5.25 | UK - £3.95 | Europe - €6 | Canada - $7.50 CAD
FREE SHIPPING when you order any 2 items — automatically added at checkout when you enter your address.
Made to Order: Please allow 3-5 days for printing and processing. We use local printers (local to you wherever you are!) so no need to worry about import or customs charges,
Delivery: After shipping, expect delivery in 2-5 days.
Weekend Orders: Orders placed on Friday, Saturday, or Sunday may not be processed until Monday.
Returns
Returns
We want you to love your order. If something’s not right, we’ll do everything we can to sort it — whether that’s a fix, a replacement, or a full refund.
Changed your mind? No worries — we offer a 30-day return policy.
Just drop us a line at hello@iamcultured.co.uk and we’ll guide you through the next steps.
Please note: We’re unable to offer refunds after 30 days from your purchase date.
[ Small Batch Baker or Fermenter? You can add your logo to the back of this T-Shirt HERE ]
Offended by Pasteurised Kimchi
For those who know kimchi should be alive—and kicking.
This bold, minimalist tee is your protest against the shelf-stable scandal that is pasteurised kimchi. Heat-treated, mass-produced, and dead-on-arrival, it’s the antithesis of everything fermented food lovers stand for.
With big, clean 90s-style typography, this shirt does what the label won’t: tell the truth.
Perfect for wild fermenters, probiotic purists, and anyone who’s ever side-eyed a supermarket jar of kimchi (sitting next to the pickled onions), labelled “authentic,” with heat-treated shame.
Printed on a soft, relaxed fit unisex cotton tee. Ideal for fermentation workshops, farmers’ markets, or just flexing your microbial values in public.
👉 To avoid disappointment, please check the size chart before ordering.
Size Chart
Please reach out to hello@iamcultured.co.uk if you have any sizing questions
Let customers speak for us
from 10 reviewsI love my shirt so much - great fit and feel. So many folks ask me where I got it!
Although I have not worn it yet I am excited to do so. Better material than I expected. I would certainly order again.
I love it! I want more of their tshirts now.
My shirt was too small but you guys took care of it!!! Great customer service!! Will buy again for sure!
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