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Quietly Offended Kimchi T-Shirt

Quietly Offended Kimchi T-Shirt

Regular price $29.99 USD
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Color: Sand
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  • UNISEX RELAXED FIT
  • ARRIVES IN 7-10 DAYS
  • 30 DAY RETURNS

NOT JUST A TEE - Starts conversations. Attracts knowing nods.

MADE TO ORDER - Each one printed just for you — no landfill leftovers.

SMALL BATCH - Independent. Sustainable. Intentional

Material

→ Classic fit (unisex)

→ 100% cotton (Sports Grey 90% cotton / 10% polyester. Heather colours 50% cotton / 50% polyester)

→ True to size — check the size chart to get your perfect fit!

Made to Order = Made for You

We’re all about slow fashion + small batch energy. Every We Are Cultured tee is printed to order — just for you — which means:

→ No mass production
→ Less waste
→ Lower environmental impact

Your tee should land on your doorstep within 7 days (often sooner!).

Good things take time. Totally worth the wait.

Shipping

Flat Shipping Rates:

USA - $4.95 | UK - £3.95 | Europe - €6 | Canada - $7.50 CAD

FREE SHIPPING when you order any 2 items — automatically added at checkout when you enter your address.

Made to Order: Please allow 3-5 days for printing and processing.

Delivery: After shipping, expect delivery in 2-5 days.

Weekend Orders: Orders placed on Friday, Saturday, or Sunday may not be processed until Monday.

Returns

We want you to love your order. If something’s not right, we’ll do everything we can to sort it — whether that’s a fix, a replacement, or a full refund.

Changed your mind? No worries — we offer a 30-day return policy.

Just drop us a line at hello@iamcultured.co.uk and we’ll guide you through the next steps.

Please note: We’re unable to offer refunds after 30 days from your purchase date.

quietly offended by pasteurised kimchi

Because sometimes we like to judge without everyone knowing about it.

This minimalist tee is for the ones who know that real kimchi should be alive, funky, and unapologetically wild — not heat-treated into shelf-stable mediocrity.

Subtle in design, sharp in principle, this shirt speaks softly but carries serious cultured conviction.

Perfect for artisan small-batch obsessives,  wild fermenters, and anyone who’s ever clocked a pasteurised jar labelled “authentic” and just… walked away.

Printed on a soft, relaxed fit unisex cotton tee. Ideal for fermentation workshops, shared fridges, or wearing your quiet disapproval like a second skin.

👉 To avoid disappointment, please check the size chart before ordering.

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