Quietly Offended Kimchi T-Shirt
Quietly Offended Kimchi T-Shirt
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- PRINTED LOCALLY
- SHIPS IN 2-3 DAYS
- 30 DAY RETURNS
MADE TO ORDER - Each one printed just for you - less waste, more intention.
NO CUSTOM CHARGES - Printed & shipped locally using our network of print partners.
Material
Material
→ Classic fit (unisex)
→ 100% cotton (Sports Grey 90% cotton / 10% polyester. Heather colours 50% cotton / 50% polyester)
→ True to size — check the size chart to get your perfect fit!
Made to Order = Made for You
We’re all about slow fashion + small batch energy. Every We Are Cultured tee is printed to order - just for you - using local printers (local to you!) - which means:
→ No custom or import charges
→ Affordable shipping
→ No mass production
→ Less waste
→ Lower environmental impact
Your tee should land on your doorstep within 7 days (often sooner!).
Good things take time. Totally worth the wait.
Shipping
Shipping
Flat Shipping Rates:
USA - $5.25 | UK - £3.95 | Europe - €6 | Canada - $7.50 CAD
FREE SHIPPING when you order any 2 items — automatically added at checkout when you enter your address.
Made to Order: Please allow 3-5 days for printing and processing. We use local printers (local to you wherever you are!) so no need to worry about import or customs charges,
Delivery: After shipping, expect delivery in 2-5 days.
Weekend Orders: Orders placed on Friday, Saturday, or Sunday may not be processed until Monday.
Returns
Returns
We want you to love your order. If something’s not right, we’ll do everything we can to sort it — whether that’s a fix, a replacement, or a full refund.
Changed your mind? No worries — we offer a 30-day return policy.
Just drop us a line at hello@iamcultured.co.uk and we’ll guide you through the next steps.
Please note: We’re unable to offer refunds after 30 days from your purchase date.
[ Small Batch Baker or Fermenter? You can add your logo to the back of this T-Shirt HERE ]
quietly offended by pasteurised kimchi
Because sometimes we like to judge without everyone knowing about it.
This minimalist tee is for the ones who know that real kimchi should be alive, funky, and unapologetically wild — not heat-treated into shelf-stable mediocrity.
Subtle in design, sharp in principle, this shirt speaks softly but carries serious cultured conviction.
Perfect for artisan small-batch obsessives, wild fermenters, and anyone who’s ever clocked a pasteurised jar labelled “authentic” and just… walked away.
Printed on a soft, relaxed fit unisex cotton tee. Ideal for fermentation workshops, shared fridges, or wearing your quiet disapproval like a second skin.
👉 To avoid disappointment, please check the size chart before ordering.
Size Chart
Please reach out to hello@iamcultured.co.uk if you have any sizing questions
Let customers speak for us
from 10 reviewsI love my shirt so much - great fit and feel. So many folks ask me where I got it!
Although I have not worn it yet I am excited to do so. Better material than I expected. I would certainly order again.
I love it! I want more of their tshirts now.
My shirt was too small but you guys took care of it!!! Great customer service!! Will buy again for sure!
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