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Quietly Offended Kombucha T-Shirt

Quietly Offended Kombucha T-Shirt

Regular price $29.99 USD
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Color: Sand
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  • UNISEX RELAXED FIT
  • ARRIVES IN 7-10 DAYS
  • 30 DAY RETURNS

NOT JUST A TEE - Starts conversations. Attracts knowing nods.

MADE TO ORDER - Each one printed just for you — no landfill leftovers.

SMALL BATCH - Independent. Sustainable. Intentional

Material

→ Classic fit (unisex)

→ 100% cotton (Sports Grey 90% cotton / 10% polyester. Heather colours 50% cotton / 50% polyester)

→ True to size — check the size chart to get your perfect fit!

Made to Order = Made for You

We’re all about slow fashion + small batch energy. Every We Are Cultured tee is printed to order — just for you — which means:

→ No mass production
→ Less waste
→ Lower environmental impact

Your tee should land on your doorstep within 7 days (often sooner!).

Good things take time. Totally worth the wait.

Shipping

Flat Shipping Rates:

USA - $4.95 | UK - £3.95 | Europe - €6 | Canada - $7.50 CAD

FREE SHIPPING when you order any 2 items — automatically added at checkout when you enter your address.

Made to Order: Please allow 3-5 days for printing and processing.

Delivery: After shipping, expect delivery in 2-5 days.

Weekend Orders: Orders placed on Friday, Saturday, or Sunday may not be processed until Monday.

Returns

We want you to love your order. If something’s not right, we’ll do everything we can to sort it — whether that’s a fix, a replacement, or a full refund.

Changed your mind? No worries — we offer a 30-day return policy.

Just drop us a line at hello@iamcultured.co.uk and we’ll guide you through the next steps.

Please note: We’re unable to offer refunds after 30 days from your purchase date.

Quietly Offended by Pasteurised Kombucha

Because kombucha isn't meant to be shelf stable.

This minimalist tee is for those who know real booch belongs in the fridge, not on a shelf. A subtle protest against pasteurised, probiotic-fortified fizz, it quietly champions the real deal - the wild, the raw, and the living.

With small, clean type and calm conviction, it’s perfect for kombucha connoisseurs, SCOBY stewards, low-intervention brewers, and anyone who’s ever judged a shelf-stable bottle without saying a word.

Printed on a soft, relaxed fit unisex cotton tee. Ideal for fermentation circles, quiet resistance, or just letting your shirt do the talking — softly.

👉 To avoid disappointment, please check the size chart before ordering.

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