Umami Whisperer T-Shirt
Umami Whisperer T-Shirt
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- UNISEX RELAXED FIT
- ARRIVES IN 7-10 DAYS
- 30 DAY RETURNS
NOT JUST A TEE - Every wear is a conversation starter
BESPOKE - Original designs, created by us, for you.
MADE TO ORDER - No mass production. No waste.
SMALL BATCH - Independent. Sustainable. Intentional
Details
Details
→ Classic fit (unisex)
→ 100% cotton (Sports Grey 90% cotton / 10% polyester. Heather colours 50% cotton / 50% polyester)
→ True to size — check the size chart to get your perfect fit!
Made to Order = Made for You
We’re all about slow fashion + small batch energy. Every We Are Cultured tee is printed to order — just for you — which means:
→ No mass production
→ Less waste
→ Lower environmental impact
Your tee should land on your doorstep within 7 days (often sooner!).
Good things take time. Totally worth the wait.
Shipping
Shipping
Flat Shipping Rates:
USA - $4.95 | UK - £3.95 | Europe - €6 | Canada - $7.50 CAD
FREE SHIPPING when you order any 2 items — automatically added at checkout when you enter your address.
Made to Order: Please allow 3-5 days for printing and processing.
Delivery: After shipping, expect delivery in 2-5 days.
Weekend Orders: Orders placed on Friday, Saturday, or Sunday may not be processed until Monday.
Returns
Returns
We want you to love your order. If something’s not right, we’ll do everything we can to sort it — whether that’s a fix, a replacement, or a full refund.
Changed your mind? No worries — we offer a 30-day return policy.
Just drop us a line at hello@iamcultured.co.uk and we’ll guide you through the next steps.
Please note: We’re unable to offer refunds after 30 days from your purchase date.
Umami Whisperer T-Shirt
Do you have a sixth sense for the fifth flavour? If your fridge is stocked with miso, soy sauce, and a not-so-secret stash of fermented goodness, this is the shirt for you.
The Umami Whisperer T-shirt is designed for those who understand that everything tastes better with a spoonful of gochujang, a splash of shoyu, or a perfectly aged garum. Whether you're a fermentation fanatic, a tempeh connoisseur, a natto fan or the person who always knows when a dish needs "just a little more umami," this shirt speaks your language.
Perfect for chefs, home cooks, and food lovers who know their koji from their kimchi, this minimal yet bold typography design lets the world know: you don't just taste umami—you channel it.






Size Chart
Please reach out to hello@iamcultured.co.uk if you have any sizing questions
GPSR T Product Safety Information
GPSR information: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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